10 Dating Profile Remarks That So Turn Me OFF

image Okay, I admit I’ve been in a pretty snarky mood since I discovered my “soul mate” was not all that after all.

Back at looking at dating profiles, I’m seeing the same stuff that SO turns me off!

Granted, this is all from a woman’s point of view, but Mandi and I would love it if one of you guys did a corresponding guest article about women’s dating profiles.

Let’s get started:

  1. I’m handsome… Damn, I sure couldn’t tell from your pics, thanks for letting me know!
  2. I look and act 10 years younger than my age… Yeah yeah we all do. Get over it. Or grow some hair.
  3. I keep fit and expect a woman to do the same… Um, excuse me, but in that pic of you at the beach I see a distinct belly above your Speedo. Also, at 58 I don’t have the body I did at 28, so if that’s what you’re looking for, let’s just pretend we didn’t see each other.
  4. My friends all say I’m wonderful, fabulous… So, having no self-concept, you had to poll your friends?
  5. I hate being on this site… I hate that you’re on it too. Do us all a favor and delete yourself.
  6. I’m sensual… Say it one time, okay, I get it, you may be older but you’ve got Cialis and you still like sex; say it three times throughout your dating profile and we all know you’re just looking to get laid.
  7. I cant… spelll for sh*t…or USe; spill chick…or, WRIT LIK a Nurmal, Porsen… We have nothing in common.
  8. Occupation: I’ll tell you later… Unemployed, huh?
  9. Age: 60 Children at Home: Full time… Either a spoiled 20 to 30-something kid that you dote on, or 3 elementary school age kids from a younger second wife. Either way, I’ve raised mine and moved on. See ya.
  10. The photo of you with your arm around a woman whose face is either erased or cropped so I can only see the far left side of her head and hair… Tacky, tacky – it just may be time to get some new pics, dude.

Now, just to show that I’m not a total biatch, in a couple of days I’ll post profile stuff that I like.

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6 Responses to “10 Dating Profile Remarks That So Turn Me OFF”

  1. This post is SO right on! Too funny!

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  2. Courtney says:

    Can’t live with ‘em…Can’t live without ‘em…

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  3. Diana says:

    Haha too funny. Makes me wonder how long some of those people have been on there. Using ‘sensual’ too many times in a profile just creeps me out.

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  4. Kay says:

    Diana – it is creepy! At least you know what they’re looking for.

  5. Kay says:

    Sigh…so true, Courtney.

  6. Kay says:

    Amy – I wanted it to be funny, but it’s also way too true!

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